LIZ GRANT
COMEDIAN
SILLY, SEMI-SMART, FUN
REAL, WEIRD, SOMEHOW RELATABLE
PHYSICAL W/SOUND EFFECTS
RIDICULOUS “IMPRESSIONS”
PLAYFUL WITH CROWD, ADHD
JOKE DEDICATIONS!
“SOCIAL PROOF"/COMEDY CRED
Liz won the Brian
Regan Impression
Contest
Liz opened for Dana Carvey
Fearless. Comfortable on stage. Keep going!
- Adam Carolla
Liz Grant has more material than a fabric store
- Larry “Bubbles” Brown, Comedian/Late Night with David Letterman 2x
Liz Grant made me laugh so hard my sides hurt.
- Jim Harbaugh
(Head of Los Angeles Chargers)
5 OUT OF 5 STARS
on Ticketmaster
4.5 OUT OF 5 STARS
on Goldstar
“Our faces hurt”
“Cried laughing”
“HILARIOUS!!”
ABOUT LIZ GRANT’S
MATING COMEDY
Liz has made all of the dating and relationship mistakes so you don't have to!
Do you like belly laughs from:
- Ridiculous impressions with semi-smart writing?
- Strong stand up with silliness, improv & crowd work?
- Wildly relatable dating & relationship disasters?
...then this show is for you.
Tight A material show (since 2010, back by popular demand) Liz is a sweet weirdo and a unique comedic force who’s still flopping around in her humaness.
Winner of Brian Regan's Impression Contest. Yes, really..
Single? Doors open at 3pm for the Cringe Less Singles Meet Up. Come alone, meet people, sit & laugh together.
Joke Dedications
Join Liz's email list for free Joke Dedications -- your wife addicted to coffee? Liz will lightly roast her. You'll remember this show forever.
Don’t feel like participating? Liz invites you to flip her off. No scars. Everybody wins.
What People Are Saying:
“GO see Liz Grant! She’s HILARIOUS! With spot on impressions so good they’re almost scary.”
- Online reviewer
"I laughed so hard I almost passed out."
- Ezhana Y., from Liz’s stomach sound impressions/Punch Line Sacramento
"Fearless. Comfortable on stage. Keep going!"
- Adam Carolla
"You're weird. Can I give you a hug?"
- A kid in the audience at a Danville show
Join the fun! Friends or date night! “Perfect for a group of friends or date night. Come solo, bring your crew, or make it a date night. Don't blame us when your face hurts.
COMEDY CRED?!
You’re weird can I
give you a hug?
- Kid in the audience in Danville
Solo stand-up shows since 2009
Won The Brian Regan Impression Contest
Opened for Dana Carvey
Wrote for George Carlin’s laugh.com
5 years of monthly shows for Town of Danville
AUDIENCE SAYS
No, the name is not familiar but definitely GO see Liz Grant! She is HILARIOUS with fresh material and impressions that are so dead on they’re almost scary.
- Unknown/Online Reviewer
It’s as if your comedy is coming from an altered state
- Fairfield audience member
I laughed so hard I almost passed out
- Ezhana Y., Punch Line audience member when Liz did her stomach sound Impressions
LIZ GRANT’S SHORT-ISH BIO
Liz is grateful to have been born to her then impoverished, hippie parents (“I raised them myself”) because they taught her to think outside the circle. Amid all the family chaos, they took her to many creative happenings in the SF Bay Area, including puppet shows by weirdos. Her imagination was fired.
There was no diagnosis of ADHD back then, it was just called “annoying”. Liz had to learn how to use The Force to channel her energies into spot-on impressions such as Smeagol/Gollam from The Hobbit album. This quickly made her the scariest and funniest tomboy dork in the third grade.
As a teenager comedy was her rock n’ roll thanks to radio show host Alex Bennett (The Quake, 105.3), who produced on air stand-up shows. She’s still inspired by the comic greats who passed through including Dana Gould, Patton Oswalt, Carlos Alazraqui, Jake Johannsen and Brian Regan.
After twenty nine years of sobriety, two divorces, two businesses, twenty years as a massage therapist and being hired as dating coach, Liz is never without hilarious stories and impressions.
One of the times at The Throckmorton in Mill Valley that I got to hang out with Dana Carvey. What a warm and wonderful dude! Here we are pretending to be listening a story another comic was telling, but obviously I broke character.
In perfect divine comedic timing, this photo was taken at the very moment Robin Williams appears to be touching my flesh colored skirt. It was a true blessing to get to know him personally a bit. He embodied Generosity of Spirit, and he was also gave of his resources as well. This was at one of the many Comedy Day’s in SF that I was honored to be asked to perform in.
I’m making that face because of the rabid fans trying to get his attention, and I’m also codependent so I was anxious about the winery giving him a bottle.
ELECTRONIC PRESS KIT
